Work for Arseholes

[Verse 1]

You wake up at 8am

I've been up since 3pm, don’t know exactly where I am

Oh, wait a minute, I'm in my room

I haven't slept or left this place in days, it feels like a tomb

I guess I better strap on my shoes

And get outside beneath the sun

And do what normal people do

[Chorus]

But I can’t work for arseholes

And I can't bludge the dole

I'd rather be broke and hungry than get my money acting funny for some evil greedy arseholes

[Verse 2]

But people do it every day

It's been happening for centuries

I guess they know no other way

I wonder what went wrong in my head

I like to think that it's something right

Because the times I tried I wished for death

And a pretty girl once said, "Hey, man

Don't be sad about a thing, you know that I'm your biggest fan?"

[Chorus]

And I'm glad you never work for arseholes

Getting out of bed at 5am to dig a bunch of stupid holes

I’m glad you stay up all night long writing all of your shitty songs

About all the greedy arseholes

[Bridge]

Sometimes I think that I should change

I’m kinda lazy, kinda hazy, makes me crazy

Think I'm going the wrong way

Sleeping through the day

I don’t care what the girls say

I'm never gonna play another song again

They're just too fucking plain and simple

Like a teenager with pimples

Like a faithful person praying

Oh, what am I even saying?

[Verse 3]

I really need to get some sleep

I tried the methods, but they never work

I'm done with counting, I think I’ll go and race some sheep

Or maybe burn some sleepy incense

But the smokes too thick and it makes me gag

It's really too intense

I guess I'll drink my housemate's wine

I'll drink the bottle dry before the sun comes up to shine

[Chorus]

And I still will not have slept a wink

It's lucky that I don't have to think

About getting out of bed and making it to work by some inhumane deadline

Just try my best not to sink

[Outro]

I drank the house dry

For the thousandth time on the sly

That could be the reason why

I never get to work for arseholes