Moron Bros

Talkin' 'bout the Moron Bros

Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum

Yeah, they'll take advantage of everyone

You're a dog, they're your fleas

Yeah, they'll do anything just to spread disease

Drink your beer, take your drugs

They will leave you with microscopic bugs

Their company you surely won't miss

When your ashtrays are filled with piss

Talkin' 'bout the Moron Bros

Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They'll whine, they'll bitch

They'll fuck you if you're rich

They'll leach, they'll latch

They're like an itch, you can't scratch

They are the Moron Brothers

Don't get along with others

They are the Moron Brothers

Don't get along with others

Yeah, they may not go down in history

But they'll go down on your sister