Dickhead

[Intro: MC Tofty]

This is "T" to the motherfucking "Ofty"

What's your problem, dickhead

[Verse 1: Robbie Williams]

Don't kick my dog, dickhead

Don't beep at me, dickhead

Why'd you mug me off in my car, dickhead

Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead

There's a dickhead in your mouth

A dickhead on parade

Do not have kids

Don't want dickheads to be made, dickhead

Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead

Why'd you piss me off in first class, dickhead

I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead

Bumbaclart, King Rasclart

Where's the chorus, dickhead

(Give me my lighter)

[Chorus: Robbie Williams]

Isn't it lovely

That we can still be good friends

They say you've gone off me

Don't be so sloppy, baby

Isn't it lovely

That we can still be good friends

I know you still want me

Because I'm so lovely, baby

[Verse 2: Robbie Williams]

If you diss me you'll sell copy, dickhead

What'd you expect, dickhead

Radiohead, dickhead

This is pop, dickhead

Size tens dickhead

Break your shins, dickhead

My security are a viscious crew

They'll kick fuck out of you

Only if I ask them to

But they'll kick fuck out of you

(You're going home in a Staffordshire ambulance)

I wasn't looking at ya' bird, dickhead

She was looking at me, dickhead

Who do I think I am, dickhead

Who the fuck are you, dickhead

You must have me confused

With someone who gives a shit

I've found the dickhead of the year

And you are fucking it, dickhead

Where's the chorus? No chorus? Dickhead

[Chorus: Robbie Williams]

Isn't it lovely

That we can still be good friends

They say you've gone off me

Don't be so sloppy, baby

Isn't it lovely

That we can still be good friends

I know you still want me

Because I'm so lovely, baby

[Bridge: MC Tofty]

I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

Not horse shit, cow shit, dog shit, no, real shit

I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

Not dog shit, cow shit, horse shit

Real shit

(Can he do it again)

[Verse 3: Robbie Williams]

Why'd you cut me up in my car, dickhead

Why'd you say bad things 'bout my bro, dickhead

I've got nothing for you, dickhead

Go to bed, dickhead

Don't wake up, dickhead

Who gives a fuck, dickhead

No one gives a fuck about you cause you're a dickhead, true

See your mate over there in the corner

He's a dickhead too like you, dickhead

[Chorus: Robbie Williams]

Isn't it lovely

That we can still be good friends

They say you've gone off me

Don't be so sloppy, baby

Isn't it lovely

That we can still be good friends

I know you still want me

Because I'm so lovely, baby

Isn't it lovely

[Outro: Robbie Williams]

I tell you what

There's one out every night

It's not one, just like

All do it and they're buggers

I know you're coming over lalalala

You sound like Snoopy

A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo

You dickheads are spoiling it

For tits like us

Dickhead