Get the Joke

[Verse 1]

Put my hand on the Bible

Do me for libel

It's suing season

And I am broke

Buy me some happy

Find me some passion

Will it ever happen?

Heaven knows

[Chorus]

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this spanner in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote

[Verse 2]

Classy or flashy

At home with Lassie

They all walk past me

I wouldn't know

Make me a new man

Find me a new plan

I am a sports fan

A real bloke

[Chorus]

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote

[Bridge]

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it

Eating a fresh kebab and I want it

And I want it now

[Chorus]

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

You get the dagger out of the cloak

I can't change how it's wrote