Waiter! Bring Me Water! (Green "Country" Version)

[Intro]

Yeah

[Verse 1]

He took me to our favorite spot

A place we go to hang a lot

Something seemed to catch his eye

Over my shoulder

Over my shoulder

I turned around to see what's up

A pretty young thing sure enough

She was new, he wanted to

Know her

Know her

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, yeah

Then she flicked her hair (Yeah)

Oh, yeah, he began to stare

[Chorus]

Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

He's acting like a fool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

[Verse 2]

Uh, oh

I did my best to block his view

But it was like he could see through me

I just knew he wanted to

Know her

Know her

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Oh, yeah, I ain't getting nowhere (Yeah)

Oh, yeah, she's still standing there

[Chorus]

Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

He's acting like a fool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Ohh, yeah

Hah!

[Bridge]

There's gotta be a way to cool this clown

He's starting to embarrass me

I may even have to hose him down

Bring me water!

I don't know what he finds so distracting

What's so hot about her

I really don't like the way he's acting

Bring me water!

Bring it on

[Interlude]

Oh

What's so hot about her?

Uh, uh, uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Send him back to school

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

He's acting like a fool

(Waiter!) Bring me water!

Waiter! Bring me water!