What a Way to Wanna Be! (Green "Country" Version)

[Verse 1]

I don't wanna wear that

It only makes me look fat

Time to tone my thighs, gotta lose another size, yeah

What a way to wanna be

Exfoliate, look great

Feel guilty 'bout what you ate

You're buying all the books

To learn the latest looks, yeah

What a way to wanna be

[Chorus 1]

We like to buy, we like to spend

To keep up with the latest trend

But we don't get no satisfaction

Living like a slave to fashion

No more thinking for yourself

Just get it off a shelf

[Chorus 2]

Oh-oh, why be perfect?

No, oh, it's not worth it

Don't be so obsessed

C'mon, give it a rest

This is not some contest, just do your best

'Cause nobody's perfect

What a way to wanna be

[Verse 2]

Moisturize, exercise

Erase the Rings around your eyes

Cover what you can

Get a Coppertone tan, yeah

What a way to wanna be (Wanna be)

Stabilize the mood you're in

You're back on diet food again

Bigger is the best, but only in the chest, yeah

What a way to wanna be (Wanna be)

[Chorus 1]

We like to buy, we like to spend

To keep up with the latest trend

But we don't get no satisfaction

Living like a slave to fashion

No more thinking for yourself

Just get it off a shelf

[Chorus 2]

Oh-oh, why be perfect?

No, oh, it's not worth it

Don't be so obsessed

C'mon, give it a rest

This is not some contest, just do your best

'Cause nobody's perfect

What a way to wanna be

[Bridge]

It's so very unnecessary

Yeah, how insane to be so vain

It's so synthetic, I just don't get it

I don't get it, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus 2]

Don't be so obsessed

C'mon, give it a rest

This is not some contest, just do your best

'Cause no-o-body's perfect

[Outro]

Oh, nobody's perfect

No, oh, it's not worth it

Don't be so obsessed (Nobody's perfect)

This is not some contest (Nobody's perfect)

What a way to wanna be