Ladies Of The Fight

I had never been punched in the face
Not by someone who meant it
Even when I deserved it

I got the girls together
To start our own fucked up fight club
At 6:30 on Thursdays

Start out with diet cokes
And the loser's the first one to leave with a broken nose
No crying in baseball
But that's not a rule in fight club

Wannabe actors after six months of no make decent recruits
But the best
Are the real estate queens
The botoxed beauties
Whose foreheads don't move
Cause you can never tell
When they're gonna hit you with that left hook

I had never been punched in the face
But I have learned to take it
I had never been punched in the face
And I was scared of the feeling
I had never been punched in the face
But I have learned to take it
I had never been punched in the face

And I was scared of the feeling

So if you're feeling weak and ashamed
And let down by the world
Thinking you'll get smacked in the back of the head
When you least expect it
Join us
The Ladies Of The Fight
We'll teach you to throw the first punch

I had never been punched in the face
And I have
Learned to take it
Learned to take it
Learned to take it

Join us
The Ladies Of The Fight
(Join us
The Ladies Of The Fight)
We kick ass in our 5 to 9 (We kick ass in our 5 to 9)
Join us
The Ladies Of The Fight
(Join us
The Ladies Of The Fight)
We kick ass in our 5 to 9
Work real estate in our 9 to 5