Charlie Calls

My brother calls
Spidey senses were tingling
And I was trying to get a hold of him
After dark on a school night

I'm freaking out
Cause I almost burned the kitchen down
But he quietly asks me what I'm cooking and tells me there's nothing to cry about

Charlie calls
And when he talks
He sounds so calm
Charlie calls
And when he talks
He sounds so calm

My brother Charlie calls
From the other side of the country
I'm sure I know what he smells like though
Like a snobby coffee pot
And a fresh shower, wet hair pulled back, oh Charlie, when did you get so tall?

Charlie calls
And when he talks
He sounds so calm
Charlie calls
And when he talks
He sounds so calm

Everyone should have a brother on the phone
Everyone should have a brother they can call

Oooo-oooo-ooooo