The Mekon

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

I'm knackered

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

I've exhausted myself

Who dares wins

Dan Dares

He got it wrong

His rocket got bombed

The Mekon

Got a big head

With sta-prest waffle trousers

Tram lines in his hair

A John Partridge shooters mack

Fuck Lyle & Scott

The haves - they always got it wrong

We don't - we have not!

I've got a barbed wire brain

On a cheap fight to self-destruction

With an overnight stay-in

I can't function

I'm not a mod - I'M GOD

I'm not a mod - I'M GOD!

And you can stick this job

Right up your arse

What's it like?

Sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens

Until 8 o'clock at night

What's it like?

Knowing you're just an average musician

And this is your shite life

What's it like?

Putting your cock inside another drunk woman

- I'm like, 'alright!'

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

She wants me to shag her

I ain't gonna shag her

- fuck her

I'm doing the can-can man

I'm a summer boy

I wear deck shoes with no socks

I feel wrong I'm twisted

I'm a twat in a box

With no lid on top

And the spring's fucked

I hit women

I'm a bird beater

I guard my pathetic set of values

Like a deluded social phobe with no friends

And a chronic obsession with becoming a Beefeater

What's it like?

Sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens

Until 8 o'clock at night

What's it like?

Knowing you're just an average musician

And this is your shite life

What's it like?

Putting your cock inside another drunk woman

- I'm like, 'alright!'

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

I stick my fingers up

- well look at me

I do the pogo

- it's in the city

I stick my fingers up

- look at me

I do the pogo

- it's in the city

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?

What's it like?