Chair

[Verse]

There’s a chair next to me, and I hate that fucking chair

I wanna thumb out its eyes and stab out its stare

And it won't stop looking at me

It won't stop looking at me

It won't leave me alone

All it does is look at me

And it’s loudly empty at Christmas 2015

Everyone high-pitched talking around the empty seat

Politely asking where the hell high fuck you be?

And the chair is just there smiling at me