Mr. Meaner Has A Misdemeanor

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Mr. Meaner has a misdemeanor

He put her in his pocket but he didn't keep her

Made her a believer that he wouldn't leave her

But life is an asshole of a teacher

Yeah, Mr. Meaner must've had a fever

‘Cause he said he was sick of always having to see her

And so he deleted her, cheated her

It’s standard procedure

For Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mеaner

[Verse]

You're broken strips of sunlight and gavе them to me

Cracking me like a glow stick when you’re leaving

And when you're pulling out the driveway, leaving for a better target

I'm glowing in the window, dripping neon on the carpet

[Chorus]

Mr. Meaner has a misdemeanor

He put her in his pocket but he didn't keep her

Made her a believer that he wouldn't leave her

But life is an asshole of a teacher

Yeah, Mr. Meaner must've had a fever

‘Cause he said he was sick of always having to see her

And so he deleted her, cheated her

It’s standard procedure

For Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Meaner