Yellow Duck

[Intro]

I am a 100-foot-tall plastic yellow duck

I am corporate, I am perfect, I'm a perfectly filled cup

[Verse]

Praise is like helium

Compliments stuffed in my thigh

They call me colossal while I'm looking them in the eye

When you're yellow, perfect, plastic, you don't get to mess up

But that won't be a problem

‘Cause you're not human, you're a duck

So I learn how to be perfect plastic, how to make them laugh

So they never stop thinking I'm the best duck thеy've ever had

You know, I’vе been thinking and maybe I am this perfect plastic thing

It’s all that they've been saying

It’s all that they've been seeing

The overwhelming helium is starting to stretch and rip my skin

But if I'm not the perfect plastic, I don't know what else there is

[Bridge]

But wait, now they say they're bored of me

I'm too big of a deal

I'm not attractive anymore

I lost all my appeal

So they refund all their helium and pack up and go home

The deflated entertainment’s on the street all alone

[Outro]

I am a 100-foot-tall plastic yellow duck

I am corporate, I am perfect, I'm a perfectly filled cup