Lads! Lads! Lads!

[Verse 1]

Don't know what you see in this joker

Doesn't wear socks under his loafers

Can't really see 'cause his veneers are blinding me

Fresh off a plane from southern Turkey

Few laps round town just for fun

How can he be bringing girls home back to his mum's?

Gets out his guns for every photo

Leaning on the back of his friend's souped-up white Polo

[Pre-Chorus]

I know he says he really likes you, babe

But I'm sorry to say, you're just a trophy

He only dates you to impress his mates

And they're all the same so listen closely

[Chorus]

Lads, lads, lads

Take you for a Nando's, are you gonna bang though?

Lads, lads, lads

Got a massive speaker, club mix from Ibiza

You told him no and he lost it

'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic

Lads, lads, lads

'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic

[Verse 2]

Catcalls and Stella

Going hell for leather

In the 'Spoons down the road

With big Dave and all the fellas

Making his way from A to Z

How d'you fit that ego in those stupid skinny jeans?

Got all the lines and all the lingo

Once he's got his way all his charm goes out the window

[Pre-Chorus]

I know he says he really likes you, babe

But I'm sorry to say, you're just a trophy

He only dates you to impress his mates

And they're all the same so listen closely

[Chorus]

Lads, lads, lads

Take you for a Nando's, are you gonna bang though?

Lads, lads, lads

Got a massive speaker, club mix from Ibiza

You told him no and he lost it

'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic

Lads, lads, lads

'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic

[Bridge]

Lads on tour, say no more

Boys will be boys, taking one for the wingman

Cheer up love, its just a bit of banter

Darling what's the matter?

Well there's a simple answer

[Chorus]

Lads, lads, lads

Take you for a Nando's, are you gonna bang though?

Lads, lads, lads

Got a massive speaker, club mix from Ibiza

You told him no and he lost it

'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic

Lads, lads, lads

'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic