Birthday Massacre

[Verse 1]

(Yeah)

Mermz got nicked in the car now that's six points on his licence

Then I got nicked for my [?] walked out of the coutroom smiling

In probation I don't wanna talk so I sit down silent

Then I get a call from my big bro said he's on ends that's perfect timing

Just turned 19 look it's been a fucked year thank God I made it (I made it)

Yo Mark pass the yak let's all get wasted

Life used to be dead (dead), but now I'm living in the matrix

Got a little job but the money ain't enough so I need more P that's word to my payslip

Let me tell you bout the last pagan that was speaking crud (ayy what d'you do Stormz?)

Man saw him and bеat him up

Came round there and I chiеfed him up, G'd him up, it's a car that we're keepin up, eaten up every raasclart beat I touch

I'm going hard yeah it's my birthday

Said she's coming in the morning cah she works late

And then she told me she ain't fuckin on the first date

Till I bent her over now she's screaming out my first name

Still little black Mike from the corner

Still little black Mike with his little black borer

Still little Mike who used to run round on a hype with his low cut fade and a border

Still little black Mike from the corner

Just more P and a little bit taller

Free my G and bun an informer

Look rude boy [?] I care

Them man there wan cat my stylie, rob my flow and thief my flare

Them man there said that they don't like me  then I told them oi leave it yeah

And if you saw how my section squeezed you would have thought Swift in Deepee's ear

It's the birthday boy imma say what I like, imma do what I want (want)

Them man are background boys they can stay at the back imma move to the front

No [?] can't move to my dons shoot then I'm gone don't care who's in the wrong

Hi hater, hi hater yo (yo), you're just another goon for my song

I get money and I get it with Mermz (Mermz)

Look don't get on my nerves any bridge moves wrong I'm getting it burnt (burnt)

These fuckboys never did learn [?] next time I'm gettin him turned

Hear what I'm telling these nerds man down if you see me on my enemies' turf

Man down if you see me on my rucksack

More time might see me in my rucksack

Peng ting on the WhatsApp

That's a peng ting don't watch dat

What the party start is if we party hard or if the party pars so we lock that

Green or white or Z or light you just phone my phone and we got dat (got dat)

I'm my own boss (yeah?)

I don't need to run it by him, I don't need to run it by her or run it by you cos they are not running my ting (liars)

They are not bunning my skin

No they are not bussin no ting

They are not bussin no ting

Man I'm straight old school like Nutty Violins but

[Interlude]

Ay cuz what's Nutty Violins?

You don't remember Nutty Violins G?

[?] what's Nutty Violins

Cuz Nutty Violins fuckin old school ting

[Video plays]

Ooh Nutty Violins say less

Nutty Violins cuz fuckin hell bruv

[Verse 2]

We just laugh it off

All my mandem laugh it off

Mad waves so we laugh a lot

Cah we're safe with the flow yeah the bars are locked

Old school some chicks try par me off

But the tables turned now I par em off

Now the pants move down and the bra be off

Come round dere man get the party locked (blagh)