All Men Are Pigs

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You are one of them
Everything but femme
I won't be fooled again
You've got the same kind of specs
As the sex of men

I believe in Simone De Beauvoir
I believe that life's a film noir
I know the role that you play
So save your clichés
I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say

I'm not typical, and Simone
You are just cynical
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all
All men are pigs

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(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I've seen their tricks
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All men are pigs

My logic will prevail
So shut up, nightingale
This is no fairy tail: every single male
That I've met, 'til this day, had a curly tail

I believe it's a poo-poo world
Men deceive, that means you too, girl!
So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets
It's a form of foreplay, when you hear them say

I'm not typical, and Simone
You are just cynical
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all
All men are pigs

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(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I've seen their tricks
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) they know their licks
(La la la la la la la la la la) that get the chicks
All men are pigs
All men but me
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I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn
And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up
Because

I'm not typical, and Simone
You are just cynical
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all
All men are pigs

(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) all men are pigs
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) all men are pigs
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I've seen their tricks
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) they know their licks
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) that get the chicks
All men are pigs

I am better than you think
Let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all

(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) all men are pigs
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) all men are pigs
All men but me