Friday Night Gurus

[Verse 1]

Where is the boy whose bass is big and bold?

Where is the boy whose beats are made of solid gold?

They've got a sound

Funny how, funny how

Funny how it flows

Heaven is down wherever their DJ bag goes

[Chorus]

All the oldies and the goldies playing on the radio

They don't make me feel the way you do

My Friday night gurus

You're the Obi-Wan Kenobis with the force of audio

I believe in all your fantasies, as silly as they seem

You're from another world

[Verse 2]

Where is the boy? The boogie's strong in him

He'll make you dance as smoothly as the dolphins swim

They've got a sound

Seriously obese in the bass frequencies

Perfectly round, like spirals in their DNA

[Chorus]

All the oldies and the goldies playing on the radio

They don't make me feel the way you do

My Friday night gurus

You're the Obi-Wan Kenobis with the force of audio

I believe in all your fantasies, as silly as they seem

You're from another world

[Bridge]

I walk the night through the people on the street

Oh, what I would give to be in your company

Into the night with the sailors of the sleaze

All hands on deck, they're like animals in heat

[Chorus]

All the oldies and the goldies playing on the radio

They don't make me feel the way you do

My Friday night gurus

You're the Obi-Wan Kenobis with the force of audio

I believe in all your fantasies, as silly as they seem

You're from another world

You're from another world