I Don’t Care Too Much for Reggae Dub

See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer

[Laughter]

Pretty much

Got matches?

And I'm not lyin' one fuckin' bit, either

Are you guys musicians?

We're magicians

What kind of music y'all play?

The kind that..I dunno

Ask and so you shall receive

Whoo!

Reggae!

Reggae? Oh, reggae!

I'm not too into reggae

Why not?

Oh well...

I don't like it, that's why

We play rock, blues. Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know Bon Jovi?

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Oh

I like a little of this kind of music

Yeah?

Yeah

I like jazz, blues

Oh, jazz is great

I'm not too into rap

I really don't like that rap

Rap? Rap

I like oldies

Some rock, some hard rock

I even like a little Mexican music

Don't understand the shit they're sayin'

Don't understand nothin', but I like it

Now, the Indian music, now that's somethin' to trip off of!

Acid

Because every song is like...

You'd better be trippin' pretty hard

Uh-huh

I'll bet you trip hard

Acid

Oh, he's got it goin' on

Don't you go near ya hand...

Yeah

Everyday

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyday I say, oh please don't lie

We gotta leave, I swear

You should get a real one, man, what's your fuckin' problem?

Ah-hah

I never said I thought you were stupid either

He ain't got nothin' on there

Can one of y'all spare 20 cents

I don't even have 20 cents

I don't even have...uh..

If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...

I'd spend the last one...

This guy's got 20 cents, I'd bet you

My wallet's inside

Yeah, right, c'mon. Yeah, c'mon, you got money

Yeah, you got cash

Yeah, we know you got money, man

Actually, I think I have a buck

Give her the fuckin' quarter!

We checked you out, we know you...

Whoo!

Reggae!

Reggae? Oh, reggae!

I'm not too into reggae

C'mon down

One more time

C'mon down, c'mon down

Yeah

Go down and see your baby now

No

We love you, yeah

When I heard the verdict the first time, I was just sitting there

Yeah

Fuck

Can't go in there

Fuck

I know he wasn't...

I immediately gave him all my money

Fuck

I know he wasn't

I got another friend, he got the shit beat out of him for no reason

You can stay here

Hey man

On that one

You got a good Samaritan here

The motherfuckers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk in public

What's goin' on?

I'm gonna break down the...

He's really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesn't work

You should get a real one, man, what's you fuckin' problem

Laaa...got a night down...

Yah

Who's this guy?

That's Opie

Opie

Opie is our master

Who's this guy?

That's Opie

Yah

Who's this guy?

That's Opie

That's Opie

That's Opie

Opie

That's Opie

Opie

And Opie is our master

I am the master

He's so smart, he's the smartest guy we know

He created this

Knock me out

Master of the motherfucker

Wait, I have one

Try that

He usually doesn't speak

Like, every 2 weeks

He speaks in tongues

Oh, in tongues

He only speaks about once every 2 weeks

(incoherent rambling)

Hey, y'all meet Raleigh?

This guy like, speaking in tongues...

Whoo!