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Tankard – Alcoholic Nightmares (2002) | Track profile | Dork

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Tankard
B-Day
Alcoholic Nightmares

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Alcoholic Nightmares

Release date: 10th July 2002

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About This Track

"Alcoholic Nightmares" is a track by Tankard, from the album B-Day, released 10th July 2002. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

Alcoholic Nightmares

I'll crash your fucking party

And I don't know for what

I ate your awesome chilli

Now you deal with my smelly butt

We'll spend the whole night talking

Dictate what you will hear

But then I start to quiver

In the name of a fucking beer

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dust

Consciousness dying

Unrelentless turbo rage

This is your nightmare

And I'll do my best

This is your nightmare

I'm a fucking pest

This is your nightmare

Unexpected guest

I am your nightmare

Am your nightmare, am your nightmare

You thought you all would have fun

But then I came along

You thought I was your buddy

Now I've proved everybody wrong

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dust

Consciousness dying

Unrelentless turbo rage

This is your nightmare

And I'll do my best

This is your nightmare

I'm a fucking pest

This is your nightmare

Unexpected guest

I am your nightmare

Am your nightmare, am your nightmare

I'll crash your fucking party

And I don't know for what

I ate your awesome chilli

Now you deal with my smelly butt

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dust

Consciousness dying

Unrelentless turbo rage

This is your nightmare

And I'll do my best

This is your nightmare

I'm a fucking pest

This is your nightmare

Unexpected guest

I am your nightmare

Am your nightmare, am your nightmare

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From B-Day

2002

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Album

Release year

2002

—Ugly, Fat And Still Alive
—Voodoo Box
—New Liver Please!
—Alcoholic Nightmares
—Notorious Scum
—Sunscars
—Rectifier
—Rundown Quarter
—Zero Dude
—Underground (Atmosphere Hostile)
—Need Money For Beer

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