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Tankard
B-Day
New Liver Please!

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New Liver Please!

Release date: 10th July 2002

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About This Track

"New Liver Please!" is a track by Tankard, from the album B-Day, released 10th July 2002. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

New Liver Please!

Bier Durst! Now it's time to drink

I'm in the mood, so keep on buyin'

Rye, fuckin' rye

Really dig the braincell fryin

Red wine! I want all the loose

The grapes of wrath keep me flyin' higher

Just one more glass

Now I'm really ficking wired

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

Whiskey! Need a double-shot

Gimme a dose of the Holy Liquor

More - I need more

Hurry, the effect is quicker

Oh God! What is wrong with me?

I got the shivers but not two livers

My choice was booze

No wonder that I'm slowly dying

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

Bier durst! Now it's time to drink

I'm in the mood, so keep on buyin'

Rye, fuckin' rye

Really dig the braincell fryin

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

I've lost it! No reason!

I'm plagued with a disease

My burden! So help me!

Real quick, new liver please!

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Track details

From B-Day

2002

Album

Release year

2002

—Alcoholic Nightmares
—Rectifier
—Rundown Quarter
—New Liver Please!
—Notorious Scum
—Sunscars
—Zero Dude
—Underground (Atmosphere Hostile)
—Ugly, Fat And Still Alive
—Voodoo Box
—Need Money For Beer

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Credited: AFM Records