Freaky

[Intro]

F-R-E-A-K

This is for my tail clappers

Mail stackers, ass shakers

Cash makers, who blast Vegas

Yo, this is for the freaks baby

Petite ladies, even my cellulite ladies

This is Tech N9ne baby!

[Verse 1]

When I was 5 years old, my uncle snuck me into a drive in show

Got in without pay I hid between Jimmy and Big Bro

A triple-X flick didn't even know what I was in fo' (Yo)

I seen some things that made me feel kinda funny inside

I seen some things, that my momma wouldn't want me to see at this size

I seen some stuff, homeboys in the back was huffin' and puffin'

Windows foggy, didn't know when I came of age I'd be glutton fo' muffins

Homeboy when I seen this, I really mean this (I was really shocked)

And my teammate was really fiendish (It got really hot)

Feelin' blank and little squeamish (but I didn't want it to stop)

My uncle said "Dontez, don't piss your pants"

Everybody laughed then proceeded to watch

Went back to school, yo, the next day

Didn't look at homegirls the same way

Started askin' neighbors can their girls come out to play

Instead of hide and go seek, it's hide and go get it with no delay

[Chorus]

I grew this thing called freaky all sex

In my brain it was the best thang

I caught it when I was young and ornery

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams

I heard it was a zodiac thing they say (SCORPIOS)

Are known to be freaks

I see somethin' lookin' good I say "Dwamn!"

And when I see that ass hop I get geeked (Get geeked)

[Verse 2]

Time kept on movin' and my shell is closed fly

Lookin at young girlies sayin' there tail is swole

I'm already sittin' and hopin' that hell is cold

N9ne lost his virginity when he was 12 years old

With a girl named Marlene, me and her were starving

Fo' each other, under the covers cooped up like sardines

My hard thing started barging

Thought it was retarded, when it spit on her, we started to arguing

Here's a message to the young folks, don't try this at home

Don't start it early like Tech N9ne, wait 'til you are grown

When I was in high school I would wake up

In the morning after I'd take a shower

I'd put on a non-lubricated condom, cause it could be on at any hour

In my brain it's like a disease (Disease)

I see a fine girl walkin' by I'm on her like freeze (Freeze, freeze)

I ain't gotta let her know I write hits or I got cheese (Cheese, cheese)

All she gotta do is look into my eyes

Get her hypnotized and watch her open them L.E.G.s

[Chorus]

I grew this thing called freaky all sex

In my brain it was the best thang

I caught it when I was young and ornery

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams

I heard it was a zodiac thing they say (SCORPIOS)

Are known to be freaks

I see somethin' lookin' good I say "Dwamn!"

And when I see that ass hop I get geeked (Get geeked)

[Verse 3]

Nowadays I'm off up in adult clubs I cannot shake it

Pretty women I wanna give 'em mo' love, I cannot fake it

Freaky vibe bitches got me up in Lustland, that's where you bring us

Got me lovin' really big, bustin' that cunnilingus

I still be watchin' pornos, eatin' Digornos

My hormones been runnin' wild since the day that I was born-o

Tossed you, won't get off you, in the kitchen I'mma post you

On the sink we breakin' dishes Michael Douglas and Glenn Close ya

Do you really wanna get up in a bed wit a psycho sex fiend

If you never wanna do it in the flesh we can do it in a wet dream

I'mma get up in your brain on pain, it will be me and you (Cha-cha)

In a minute before I get in it, I'ma tell you boo what I really wanna do

I wanna

[Backwards]

Throw you on the bed, rip all your clothes off quick

Six nine fellatio while the wolfman licks

Make it till ya get one, then with a devil's eye

We fuck and it feels so good that it makes you wanna cry

Freaky

[Chorus]

I grew this thing called freaky all sex

In my brain it was the best thang

I caught it when I was young and ornery

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams

I heard it was a zodiac thing they say (SCORPIOS)

Are known to be freaks

I see somethin' lookin' good I say "Dwamn!"

And when I see that ass hop I get geeked (Get geeked)

[Outro]

Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer

Leo, Virgo, Libra, Taurus

Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces, Aries

I see somethin' lookin' good I say "Dwamn!"

And when I see that ass hop I get geeked