Fuck Her Gently

[Intro]

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas…listen closely

[Verse 1]

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fucking give her some smooches too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you got to say please

Sometime you got to say, hey

[Chorus]

I'm gonna fuck you softly

I'm 'onna screw you gently

I'm 'onna hump you sweetly

I'm 'onna ball you discreetly

[Bridge]

And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers"

And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally

I think I got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me?" That's fucking teamwork

[Verse 2]

What's your favorite posish?

That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

[Chorus]

And then I'm 'onna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

[Outro]

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard!

Hard