Inward Singing

*Kage snoring*

JB: Oh my God… oh my God I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!

KG: What?! What?! God! I was sleepin', dude! What are you talkin' about?

JB: Oh, my god…

KG: What?

JB: I did it

KG: What'd you do?

JB: I've done it, I fucking did it

KG: What?

JB: The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh my God, inward singing!

KG: What?

JB: Check it out, it's an invention and it makes nonstop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rocking you half the time, the other time they're, they're, they're, they're breathing in, but not anymore, baby! Hahahahaha! Not with inward singing. Check it out!

*Singing* And then, I start some lyrics and you

*Inward Singing* Can't believe I'm singin'

*Singing* And I'm never fuckin' stoppin' and I'm

*Inward Singing* Always fuckin' singin' and you...

*Singing* Now you know that I will never

*Inward Singing* Stop the fuckin' singin'

*Singing* I'm like a fuckin' one-man band, I'm like a fuckin' one-man

*Inward Singing* Band!

JB: And I can sing like that all fuckin' night

KG: Wow. It wasn't really nonstop, though. There was a slight-

JB: Aah, shut up! It is nonstop! And the other thing is, that when I'm fuckin' singin' in, it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singin' out! Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin' dick! Always naysaying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fuckin' shit you, fuckin' sit in your tower...

*Kage laughing*

JB: ... and fuckin' nap... what's funny? You fuckin' bitch!

*Kage continues to laugh*

JB: Fuckin', fuck yeah, fuckin'… cock-ay-ass!

You're fired from the band

KG: Um, that won't be necessary, Jack

JB: Why?

KG: Well, I'm quitting

JB: What?

KG: I quit