One Note Song

[Skit: Kyle Gass & Jack Black]

Jack?

Yeah?

Do you think some people, do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us, but we can't tell?

No, no, we don't have that technology yet. But Rage, Rage, Rage-

Yeah?

You know what I was thinking? Stop playing, I was thinking of a fuckin' brilliant song

Yeah?

Check it out, just do what I do

Ok

Just play this note, then we both, just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it and just remember who wrote that song: me, baby, me! See, it's fuckin' simple, that's one song in the bank, next song-

Is th-

Next song!

How could- but it's one note

Next!

Anybody coulda wrote it, anybody coulda done that, one song, just one note

Yeah but guess who did write it, me!

Yeah but did you write this

Dude, I did, I told you to do the bending every once in a while!

Oh yeah you did, fu-

JB: Hoo hoo, I win

Shit!

I win, one to nothing!