[Intro]
She was a working girl
North of England way
Now she's hit the big time
In the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say...
[Verse 1]
Honey Pie, you are making me crazy
I'm in love, but I'm lazy
So, won't you please come home?
[Verse 2]
Oh, Honey Pie, my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
Of your Hollywood song
[Bridge 1]
You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee
[Verse 3]
Oh, Honey Pie, you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong
Honey pie, come back to me
[Ad-libs During Instrumental Verse]
Ooh... yeah...
I like it like that, ooh-ah...
I like this kind of hot kind of music
Hot kind of music
Play it to me
Play it to me, Hollywood blues
[Bridge 2]
Will the wind that blew her boat across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me?
Tee-tee-tee
[Verse 4]
Now, Honey Pie, you are making me crazy
I'm in love, but I'm lazy
So, won't you please come home?
Come, come back to me, Honey Pie – ha-a-ha-ha!
[Outro]
Ooh-ooh-hoo, oh, oh
Oh-ha-ho, woah-oh, oh, oh
Honey Pie, Honey Pie