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The Dare – M.A.S.H (2005) | Track profile | Dork

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Gold Teeth
M.A.S.H

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M.A.S.H

Release date: 5th June 2005

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"M.A.S.H" is a track by The Dare, from the album Gold Teeth, released 5th June 2005. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 11 articles about The Dare.

About the Artist

The Dare

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Lyrics

M.A.S.H

WE WILL WORK ALL DAY (WE WILL WORK ALL DAY) BE WITH ONE!!!

Verse 1: DARE

Popping off Molly's, man imma a fall and plant trashy plaque winner freaks in the klan. I flew across americra to get my early morning perks and need guns like a blurt. Shiiit

CHORUS: DARE

PEAK SHIT BUT IM PLAYING. ITS MASH YUH HUH ITS MASH!

Verse 2: Tommy Gun

I remember the days playing all day Cray Cray kids making clay with prayers and and gray crayons as I prance thru the fields like Rudolph where's my mans!?

Verse 3: Damien Glass

Sold to the player but I'm still in the game, like the lights you can me a gay, but either way I'm in game bitch!

Verse 4: DARE

THAT CAR CRASH COULDNT TAKE ME IM STILL ALIVE SEE CLANCY DOESNT FUCKING HATE ME! ROLLING DOWN TOWN CRASHING IN MY CLASH AND PLASTIC BITCHES WITH PLASTIC ASS! GOLD TEETH AND BRONZE DICK BUT IM STILL HERE BITCH!

Ending Verse: Eric Trashwang, Seiasan

Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash, Mashhhhh

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2005

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