Some Young Guy

[Verse 1]

I got my eye on some young guy

Computer salesman at Best Buy

You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm high

I'm turning into some kind of spy

He's not a rocker, he's not a mod

He does not work for the Geek Squad

He goes to work, then straight back home

He always seems to be alone

[Chorus 1]

I'm old and frail, he's young and spry

I know he lives at 5th and High

I'm obsessed, I have a disease

I feel like a perverted Catholic priest

[Verse 2]

He must not know that I exist

For my fantasy to persist

I send him e-mails to his home address

Pretending to be a boy named Les

Shopping for a new laptop

I feel like an undercover cop

I like the Lenovo Think Pad feel

But I will not let him close the deal

[Chorus 2]

Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine

Tube of glue, skull of some young guy

Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine

Duct tape, skull of some young guy

Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine

Tube of glue, skull of some young guy

Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine

Duct tape, skull of some young guy

[Outro]

Got my eye on Some Young Guy

Computer salesman at Best Buy