The Black Spot

The black spot is what you get

When a pirate you upset

A decision you'll live to regret

But not for too long

The black spot awaits all those

Double crossing slimy toads

Who have contravened the pirate code

And done their crew wrong

The black spot's a sickening sight

Turns your hair completely white

If you don't, I instantly [?]

Heaven help you

It's no empty idle threat

So pay up your gambling debts

Or the 53rd card in the deck

Will be dealt to you

When you're by the black spot cursed

Your blood boils and your veins burst

You can drink and drink and still

Your thirst is unquenchable

You get postules on your face

On your legs, arms, chest and waist

You will itch and itch and itch

In places unmentionable

You're afflicted with the pox

Bits of you keep falling off

And you get a rather chesty cough

Which is never nice

You get nosebleeds that won't stop

Your extremities all rot

Anybody who receives the spot

Pays a heavy price

Let the black spot be attached

To an arrow and dispatched

Through the portal and the entry hatch

Of his galleon

Wish me luck, wave me goodbye

No first mate, just me this time

Sometimes sorrows come in single spies

Not battalions

When the black spot he is show

He will gasp and he will grown

He will scream and go

All to pieces

And there's much, much worse in store

For the pirate who ignored

His two sweet adorable nieces

You and me, sis