Dick In a Box

[Intro: Andy Samberg]

Hey, girl

I've got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down, and listen

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

Girl, you know we've been together, such a long, long time (Such a long time)

And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line

Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide)

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind)

A gift real special, so take off the top

Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (It's in a box)

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Timberlake & Andy Samberg Both]

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

A girl like you needs somethin' real

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

(Somethin' special girl)

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake & (Andy Samberg), both]

It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, girl

It's my dick in a box! Ooh, my dick in a box, girl

See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah)

And I got just the one

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do, just follow these steps

One - cut a hole in a box

Two - put your junk in that box

Three - make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake, both]

It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe

It's my dick in a box! Ooh, my dick in a box, girl

[Outro: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]

Christmas; dick in a box

Hanukkah; dick in a box

Kwanzaa; a dick in a box

Every single holiday; a dick in a box

Over at your parent's house; a dick in a box

Midday at the grocery store; a dick in a box

Backstage at the CMA's; a dick in a box

Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well

My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box!