Iran So Far

[Intro: Andy Samberg]

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime

And even though we're from opposite ends of the earth

My heart tells me you're the one for me

Mahmoud

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]

I remember when it started, saw you on the news

You were hatin' gays, I was eatin' food

I was feelin' you and even though I disagree

With almost everything you said, you ain't wrong to me

So strong to me, you belong to me

Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me

Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest

My mind says no but my body says yes

Nuclear threat, the only threat I see

Is the threat of you not coming home with me

Our love for each other's like when atoms collide

I can't express how I feel, ayo Adam, let's ride

[Chorus: Adam Levine]

And Iran

Iran so far away

Is your home

But in my heart you'll stay

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg]

He ran for the president of Iran

We ran together to a tropical island

My man Mahmoud is known for wilin'

Smilin', if he can still do it then I can

They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval

You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'

You could be the port that I park my vessel in

So I try to mute the TV but you can still see me

With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs

And your hairy butt

Yeah

[Chorus: Adam Levine]

And Iran

Iran so far away

Come home

And in my arms you'll stay

[Post-Chorus: Adam Levine]

I used to look at the stars and dream

'Round the world same stars we're seeing

And the twinkle in your eyes, Mahmoud

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg]

Talk smooth to me without a tie

Your pants high-waisted, damn so fly

We could take a trip to the animal zoo

And laugh at all the funny things that animals do

Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin', boo

Hope you look in my eyes and say "I'm trippin' too"

You say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do

You should know by now, it's you

[Chorus: Adam Levine]

And Iran

Iran so far away

Is your home

But in my heart you'll stay

[Outro: Andy Samberg]

You're crazy for this one, Mahmoud

You can deny the Holocaust all you want

But you can't deny that there's something between us

I know you say there's no gays in Iran

But you're in New York now, baby

It's time to stop hiding and start living