Back Porch (live)

[Spoken]

(Thank you) Yeah!

(Drum solo!) Drum solo!

Mr. Phil Rott, thank you

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Phil Rott

Alright, here's a song that we actually know

And uh, we actually made it up

So, I hope you actually enjoy it

And it goes actually like this

[Verse 1]

Happy with no teeth

I'm happy here in hibernation

Slurpin' on a peach

I'm starin' at the situation

There's a kitty at my foot

He's meowin' out this conversation

Rockin' back 'n' forth

'Cause that's my only destination

[Chorus]

I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me

Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch, and that

[Post-Chorus]

Sing it, yeah!

[Verse 2]

Got a two-string on my lappy

It's total subsonic vacation

There's a chicken on the drums

He's poundin' out this perfect prescription

There's twenty little worms

All plug into amplification

Fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys

All arrivin' at the station

[Chorus]

I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me

Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch, and that

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah, woo-hoo!

Oh, oh

Alright, woo-hoo!

[Bridge]

I'm old, I'm an old man

I took all my money

And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium

Outside of Syndey, Australia

'Cause I decided to retire here in Australia

'Cause it's so gosh-damn beatuiful

I love it so tenderly, so much, it's just like home

Oh, so out now from underneath the trees

Come a bunch of little chickies

And the buggies and the monkeys

With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars

Say, "Hey Chris wanna jam?" Sure, why not!

[Chorus]

Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me, me!

Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch, and that

[Outro]

Ooh, oo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!