[Refrain]
There's no use complaining about the skid marks on your mate's jocks
When you can't even wipe your own fuckin' arse
[Verse 1]
I'm fond of the old reliable-heads
The ones that you know
That you can count on
The ones that you know
That when they say they're gonna do something
They actually fuckin' do it
The ones that you know
That when you reply to a text that they send you
Lookin' for a favour
You know they'll actually get back to you
[Bridge]
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to mе
But sure didn't he forget to gеt back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
[Verse 2]
I'm fond of the old sound heads, you know what I mean?
The one's with a bit of a positive energy about them, you know?
The ones that you know
Say they've had a fouler and they come walking into your room
You know they're not just gonna shit all over your boys, you know what I mean?
The ones that you know
That when you reply to a text that they send you
Lookin' for a favour
You know they're actually gonna get back to you
[Bridge]
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
[Chorus]
You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour
Oh
You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour
Oh
There's no use complaining about the skid marks on your mate's jocks
When you can't even wipe your own fuckin' arse
[Verse 3]
You know what really boils my piss lads?
What does?
What really gets my fuckin' wick
Go on then, yeah
When you reply to a text that someone sends you
Looking for a favour
And they forget to get back to you
Ah dirty
[Bridge]
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
But sure didn't he forget to get back to me
[Chorus]
You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour
Oh
You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour
Oh
You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour
Oh
You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour
Oh
There's no use complaining about the skid marks on your mate's jocks
When you can't even wipe your own fuckin' arse
[Spoken]
But sure we're all guilty of it from time to time
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