Flaker

[Refrain] There's no use complaining about the skid marks on your mate's jocks When you can't even wipe your own fuckin' arse [Verse 1] I'm fond of the old reliable-heads The ones that you know That you can count on The ones that you know That when they say they're gonna do something They actually fuckin' do it The ones that you know That when you reply to a text that they send you Lookin' for a favour You know they'll actually get back to you [Bridge] But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to mе But sure didn't he forget to gеt back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me [Verse 2] I'm fond of the old sound heads, you know what I mean? The one's with a bit of a positive energy about them, you know? The ones that you know Say they've had a fouler and they come walking into your room You know they're not just gonna shit all over your boys, you know what I mean? The ones that you know That when you reply to a text that they send you Lookin' for a favour You know they're actually gonna get back to you [Bridge] But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me [Chorus] You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour Oh You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour Oh There's no use complaining about the skid marks on your mate's jocks When you can't even wipe your own fuckin' arse [Verse 3] You know what really boils my piss lads? What does? What really gets my fuckin' wick Go on then, yeah When you reply to a text that someone sends you Looking for a favour And they forget to get back to you Ah dirty [Bridge] But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me But sure didn't he forget to get back to me [Chorus] You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour Oh You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour Oh You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour Oh You flaker, you faker, it's bowsie behaviour Oh There's no use complaining about the skid marks on your mate's jocks When you can't even wipe your own fuckin' arse [Spoken] But sure we're all guilty of it from time to time