Bangs (McSweeney's Version)

Bangs

Above your eyes your hair hangs

Blow my mind, your royal flyness

I dig your bangs

Bangs

To drape across your forehead

To swing concordant angles as you incline your head

And although I liked you anyway, check out your haircut

A proscenium to stage a face that needs no makeup

Bangs (bangs)

Are that on which the world hangs (bangs)

I'm only holding your hand (bangs)

So I can look at your

Bangs

Bangs (bangs)

Are like a pocket t-shirt (bangs)

As casual as that while fully intentional (bangs)

And in case you think I'm here 'cause I like making chit-chat

Just remember what I said, the money's under your hat

[Guitar Solo]

Bangs (bangs)

Are that on which the world hangs (bangs)

I'm only holding your hand (bangs)

So I can look at your

Bangs

Bangs (bangs)

Above your eyes your hair hangs (bangs)

Blow my mind, your royal flyness

I dig your bangs (bangs)

Bangs

To drape across your forehead (bangs)

To swing concordant angles as you incline your head (bangs)

Can you murder with your style? Believe it when you've heard it

When the jury and the judge return and read the verdict

Bangs (bangs)

Are that on which the world hangs (bangs)

I'm only holding your hand (bangs)

So I can look at your

Bangs

Bangs