What the Cat Dragged In

[Verse 1]

I'm gonna comb my teeth and brush my clothes

So you won't recognize me or you won't care

I'm bringing some snacks from an unknown source

To keep you confused

[Chorus]

Look what the cat dragged in

You thought you'd seen the last of him

You thought the cat brought only mice

Wouldn't that be nice?

[Verse 2]

All the fine points of my criminal past

Of which the details have been conveniently lost

The uninteresting story of how I got caught

Who cares? So what?

[Chorus]

Look what he brought, the cat

You thought he had more smarts than that

You thought that mice was what he ate

Wouldn't that be great?

[Verse 3]

We've been through this before

You never thought you'd see its equal

Settle into your seat

You just paid to watch the sequel

[Verse 4]

I've got a swaggering gait

That's affected and strange

Nobody knows what it's even supposed to convey

I picked up mannerisms by watching Topol

In Fiddler on the Roof

[Chorus]

Look what the cat dragged in

You hoped you'd seen the end of him

You thought the cat brought only mice

Wouldn't that be nice?