Character Flaw

[Verse 1: John Linnell]

Yes, I'll have the extra crazy sauce on the side

And extra crazy sauce also on the main course

Yes, be sure you soak the whole thing in gasoline

And light a match and then throw it out the window

[Pre-Chorus: John Linnell, John Flansburgh]

Here comes my flaming crazy

(Here comes my flaming crazy)

Preceded only by its reputation

(Here comes my flaming crazy)

[Chorus: John Linnell, John Linnell & John Flansburgh]

Tearing up the whole town, breaking every law

People go out of their way to miss my character flaw

It's the flaw-iest flaw that you have ever saw

Everyone already knows about my character flaw

It's a natural expression of illogical thoughts

And it's the logical extension of unnatural feelings

It's come to your house, it is shaking your paw

It's the worst abomination, it's my character flaw

It's not part of my charm, it's not pleasant at all

Everyone already knows about my character flaw

[Verse 2]

Afterwards, when it is much too late to uncross the line

And much too late to unspeak the unspeakable

Afterwards, when no words can express the depth of regret

Or fix the broken trust lying in the rubble

[Pre-Chorus]

I feel so bad

[Chorus: John Linnell, John Linnell & John Flansburgh]

Tearing up the whole town, breaking every law

People go out of their way to miss my character flaw

It's the flaw-iest flaw that you have ever saw

Everyone already knows about my character flaw

It's a natural expression of illogical thoughts

And it's the logical extension of unnatural feeling

It's come to your house, it is shaking your paw

It's the worst abomination, it's my character flaw

It's not part of my charm, it's not pleasant at all

Everyone already knows about my character flaw