Hooker with a Penis

[Verse]

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s

And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos

That claimed that he was OGT

Back from '92, from the first EP

And in between sips of Coke

He told me that he thought we were sellin' out

Layin' down, suckin' up to the man

[Chorus]

Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy

Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man

I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well

So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

[Post-Chorus]

All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck

I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit

And then you bought one

[Chorus]

I've got some advice for you, little buddy

Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man

If I'm the fuckin' man, then you're the fuckin' man as well

So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

[Post-Chorus]

All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck

I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit

And then you bought one

[Outro]

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV

Is a product begging for your fat-ass, dirty dollar

Shut up and buy, buy, buy my new record

And buy, buy, buy, send more money

Fuck you, buddy

Fuck you, buddy

Fuck you, buddy

Fuck you, buddy