Always Stoned

[Chorus]

I'm not going anywhere unless I'm stoned

I don't think I'm going anywhere at all

[Verse 1]

I'm going ten under on the interstate

With no other reason than to check your breaks

And make some money for my family

And pray that that my children won't hate me one day

And say things they mean

And pursue their day dream

And never fully grow up

[Verse 2]

I was gonna call you first thing in the morning

To check on your to see how you're doing

I was gonna call you first thing in the morning

To check on your to see how you're doing- fine

I've been alright, thanks for asking

I know where you keep a spare key

So I came in and poured myself a drink

And ate all your snacks

You don't want me back

And now I'm twenty four and can barely grow a mustache

[Chorus]

I'm not going anywhere unless I'm stoned

I don't think I'm going anywhere at all

I'm not going anywhere 'til I'm stoned!