Broken Washing Machine

[Verse 1]

She's not old or orthodox

I don't know why she called the cops

Two kids in the stairwell

They won't do it again

[Chorus]

I don't yell or intervene

'Cause I don't know how to keep things clean

Bad blood with the neighbors

Broken washing machine

[Verse 2]

He's not cheap, he pays for lunch

He's from the land of the Monster Munch

But all that charm just vanished

When the meeting came to an end

[Chorus]

I don't yell or intervene

'Cause I can't tell what the hell he means

Bad blood with the waiter

Broken washing machinе

[Bridge]

No lie, the common spaces diеd

Old lies are hanging out to dry

[Chorus]

I don't care, I'm leaving soon

Left my keys in the living room

Bad blood with the neighbors

Broken washing machine