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Store Policy

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Store Policy

Release date: 24th April 2025

From viagr aboysTrack 83:36

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About This Track

"Store Policy" is a track by Viagra Boys, from the album viagr aboys, released 24th April 2025. The track is 3:36 long. It's filed under Punk. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 11 articles about Viagra Boys.

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Viagra Boys

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Lyrics

Store Policy

Don't eat animals if they don't sweat
Only do drugs that are real hard to get
Smoking crypto is bad for your health
I'm touching myself by the health food shelf

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to leave

I stole a shrimp from the local zoo
I got a tank at home, what about you?
I'm selling drugs to the kids at your school
I'm up all night, gooning to a picture of you

The things I do, the things I do
To get ingredients
To get ingredients for my perpetual stew

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir

Don't kick me out, man, I got things to do
I need a bucket, some lube and some screws
I know a dude that knows a dude that knows a dude
He told me all about you, man
He told me all about you

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, it's our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to leave

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, it's our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to leave

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Track details

From viagr aboys

3:362025

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Album

25th April 2025

Track number

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6Medicine for Horses

8Store Policy

3:36

10Best in Show Pt. IV

Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Elias Jungqvist, Henrik “Benke” Höckert, Linus Hillborg, Oskar Carls, Pelle Gunnerfeldt, Sebastian Murphy, Tor Sjödén
Producer: Pelle Gunnerfeldt, Viagra Boys
Bass: Henrik “Benke” Höckert
Drums: Tor Sjödén
Guitar: Linus Hillborg
Vocals: Sebastian Murphy
Electric Guitar: Pelle Gunnerfeldt
Flute: Oskar Carls
Mastering Engineer: Robin Schmidt
Percussion: Pelle Gunnerfeldt
Saxophone: Oskar Carls
Synthesizer: Elias Jungqvist, Pelle Gunnerfeldt