Rabbit Box

[Verse 1: Wednesday & MJ Lenderman]

While I was still in elementary school

I discovered Daddy's tools

And amassed a small pile of scrap lumber

And I built a rabbit box

And I set it facing north

But I caught a possum and a kitten

Both of which were a bitch to set free

'Cause I thought they were going to bite me

But we all three escaped safely

[Verse 2: Wednesday & MJ Lenderman]

Well once I took my single shotgun

And put on my camouflage

And hid in the neighbour's pasture

By the little cow pond

And finally after a long time

A bunch of doves flew by

And landed in a huddle on the power line

And so I aimеd with an eagle's eyе and fired

But it was two pigeons that fell like bean bags into the weeds

Well, they sure looked like doves to me