I Gots a Weasel

[Verse 1]

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(Jumped in the car; looked real weird!)

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(Said somethin' to show me the blimp, man!)

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(He pulled this... big weasel out!)

[Chorus]

Weasel, teazel, pleazel, pleazel

Got a weasel; it's a teazel, mah pleazel

Got a weasel, teazel, my pleazel, got a weasel

Got a weasel; it's a pleazel, mah butt!

[Verse 2]

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(He come through the roof, he looked weird!)

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(Weasel flying upstairs again!)

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah weasel, got a weasel

(I got a weasel, jumped in the air!)

[Chorus]

Weasel, teasel, pleazel, pleazel

Got a weasel; it's a teazel, mah pleazel, yeah

Got a weasel, pleazel, my pleazel, pleazel weasel

Got a weasel; it's a pleazel, mah butt!

[Outro]

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(Weasel flew away, never to be seen again!)

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel

(I jumped upstairs and down again!)

Yeah!