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Weezer

No One Else

Release date: 9th May 1994

From Weezer
Track 2
3:05
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About This Track

Rivers Cuomo's portrait of a relationship in collapse plays out as a catalogue of grievances, each one sharpened by repetition. His girlfriend talks too much, laughs at nothing, wears makeup only when he's gone, never leaves the house. The song doesn't ask whether these complaints are fair; it simply stacks them until the refrain becomes a demand: "I want a girl who will laugh for no one else." Jealousy and control masquerade as romantic devotion. What makes the track work is its refusal to soften the edges. The music doesn't excuse the lyric; instead it locks in tight, propulsive, letting Cuomo's voice sit flat and declarative over the churn. There's no self-awareness here, no wink to the listener. He means every word of it, which is precisely what makes it uncomfortable and, in its way, honest. The song doesn't judge itself, and neither should we; it simply documents a man who has decided he knows exactly what he wants, and that his girlfriend is not it.

"No One Else" is a track by Weezer, from the album Weezer, released 9th May 1994. The track is 3:05 long. It's filed under Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 9 articles about Weezer.

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Lyrics

No One Else

My girl's got a big mouth
With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away, she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else
...
My girl's got eyeballs
In the back of her head
She looks around and around
You know it makes me sad to see her like that
Please don't believe her
She says that for anyone
And if you see her
Tell her it's a hey, hey, hey, hey
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away, she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now
...
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now
And if you watch her go
(Watch her go)
Watch her, watch her, watch her, watch her
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away, she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else
No one else

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From Weezer

3:051994
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10th May 1994
Track number
2
Release year
1994
  1. 1My Name Is Jonas
    3:24
  2. 2No One Else
    3:05
  3. 3The World Has Turned and Left Me Here
    4:18
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    • Credits

    Production & Engineering

    Writer
    Rivers Cuomo
    Lyricist
    Rivers Cuomo
    Producer
    Ric Ocasek
    Engineer
    Chris Shaw
    Drums
    Patrick Wilson
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