Love Is a Mutt From Hell

[Verse 1]

This is a story 'bout a friend of mine

He's abnormally intelligent

He could bust a phatty rhyme

Even when he got up in the blunt (In the blunt!)

But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town

He let her take him away from me and so I had to ask him how

[Pre-Chorus]

That's when he said

"She takes advantage of me

She takes advantage of me

She takes advantage of me

She takes advantage of me

She takes advantage of me

She even knows when I pee

I think eventually

She'll make a meal out of me"

[Chorus]

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

And one of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out

'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

[Post-Chorus]

That's why I'm talking to you now

[Verse 2]

Sarah lives with Bradley now

I guess that is how she wants her shit

He needed a place to stay

So it's of mutual benefit (What the fuck?)

And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday

She sat down and spilled her guts to me

That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay

[Pre-Chorus]

Instead she said

"He takes advantage of me

He takes advantage of me

He takes advantage of me

He takes advantage of me

He takes advantage of me

He even knows when I pee

I think eventually

He'll make a meal out of me"

[Chorus]

Because his love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

And one of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out

'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

[Bridge]

I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking to

That's why I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking to

Talking to, it's why I'm talking to

It's why I'm talking to, it's why I'm talking, talking

Talking to you

[Chorus]

Because your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

And one of these days I swear I'm gonna get out

'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

[Outro]

That's why I'm talking to you now

That's why I'm talking to you now

That's why I'm talking to you now

That's why I'm talking to you now