Truffles

[Verse 1]

You, you think yer such a bad ass

You think yer such a rough neck

Well I saw you outside eating truffles wit yer moms on the patio

I think it's really sad though

And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me

'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick

In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

[Chorus]

When your pencil neck breaks

When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks

When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

[Verse 2]

Me, I'm just another gringo

A bitter jalepeño

But I gets more montequilla in a week

Than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime

You're steppin' on a land mine

You're gonna shoot yer eye out

I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on

Wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt

Wouldn't fuck'er for my country

With a flag on her face and a stolen dick

[Chorus]

When your pencil neck breaks

When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks

When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks

When your bird chest caves in

[Instrumental Solo]

[Outro]

You, you think yer still a bad ass

You think yer still a rough neck

Well let's take this outside