Pressure

Hey hey, wuz’ up my man!

Hey, wud up!

You know, I’m trying to open this motherfucking bottle

What?

It won’t open!

Ahhh…C’mon, you gotta put some pressure on it

Check this out, right here…

HEY!

Pressure

One thing stays the same…

No matter what you do…

Negotiating peace in the Middle East

Or if you squeeze on yo’ motherfuckin’ soap machine

You gotta…

Put the right amount of pressure on it

You gotta…

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Do you like it when your taco gets fucked, baby

Too much pressure make them shells go boom, baby

When you’re pimpin’ up your Mona Lisa

Easy, boy!

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Gonna show you something freaky now…

I’m a show you, show you how…

How it’s all related to the pressure and the pushing

And the squeezing from your fingers…

Now!

(Na na na na na na na)

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

(Na na na na na na na)

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Just because your son ain’t got no legs

It doesn’t mean he can’t compete in the Olympic Games

With the right amount of pressure on

Hell yeah, he’ll be runnin’ like a normal son

You want your girl to try something new

Three girls at the time sound good to you

We both know how it’s gonna end

I’m gonna press

Press, press, press, press, press

Press until I..

All the ladies in the club do the pressure dance

All da hustlers on the floor do the pressure hands

Stina Beate, do the special move!

Whoa!

That’s a special move…

(Na na na na na na na)

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

C’mon ladies

(Na na na na na na na)

Whateva, girls

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

As I was looking at the sky above

I realized I was falling in love

Pressure is the meaning of life

I wanna marry it and make it my wife

Have lots of little pressure kids

Go on lots of little pressure trips

To the pressure hills, watch the pressure sun, going down…

While we’re kissin’ using pressure tongue!

(Na na na na na na na)

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

(Na na na na na na na)

It’s all about the pressure, ladies

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

(Na na na na na na na)

And when you are in a hostage situation

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

(Na na na na na na na)

You’re doing CPR on a baby’s chest

It’s fo’ real, daug!

(Na na na na na na na)

Put the right amount of pressure on it

Pressure on it

Put the right amount of pressure on it

And I’m out!

YEA!

It’s all about the amount of pressure, bitches

Put it in

And fuckin’ get it out

And back in again

And fuckin’ get it out