20, 000

I hand you a card

Why don't I give you a ring?

They'd be a great band

If that guy could sing

Dresses like Lee Marvin

Dances like Dave Graney

And he'll do anything

If you just promise to pay him

I just started in the bedroom

Now, It's a legal thing

That old pair of shoes will always let you down

No matter how good they look

Your socks would always drown

Excuse me, I can't work you're my blonde-haired ???

Two more hours go past

And the minute's just dying

I just started in the bedroom

And now it's a legal thing

Yeah, I hand you that card

Why don't you give me a ring?

They'd be a great band

If that guy could sing

Dresses like Lee Marvin

You never dance like Dave Graney

And he'll do anything

If you just promise to pay him

Oh, they just started in the bedroom

It's a legal thing