Punkarella

Don't you wish that your kids all looked more fine?

Do you feel that your guy's below your style?

Animal slippers and a drink over Sunday mail

Coffee teeth and a cigarette heart for sale

Any minute now, something's gonna happen

(Ah... ah...)

Everything's falling 'cept the shit you fell in

(Ah... ah...)

Mailman, black umbrella

Doesn't feel the need to tell ya

Sure have been lookin' better

And ego-kissing fools

Are teaching your kids in private schools

Crack another bottle, it's five

Monday mornin', who could ask for more?

Smoking buds, got your girls all 'round next door

Any minute now, something's gonna happen

(Ah... ah...)

And everything's falling 'cept the shit you fell in

(Ah... ah...)

Mailman, black umbrella

Doesn't feel the need to tell ya

Kudzu Cinderella

Them ego-kissing fools

Are teaching your kids in private schools

Crack another bottle, it's five

It's five

It's five