Party on the Patio

[Verse 1]

I found an empty house

In my neighborhood

I knew that we shouldn't

But I thought we could

Knew it wouldn't be hard

To slide into the backyard

Called all my friends and slipped

A hundred to the guard

We turned on the radio

And had a party on the patio

[Verse 2]

Betty's in the sauna

And she's getting kind of hot

Mary's in the icebox

Wishing she was not

Connie's in the whirlpool

Jimmy's trying to be cool

Libby's in the bushes

Because she's nobody's fool

We turned the lights down low

And had a party on the patio

[Instrumental Break 0:53-1:41]

[Verse 3]

Heard the cops are coming

So we tried to jump the fence

Mary didn't make it

And we haven't seen her since

Connie had another drink

Jimmy simply couldn't think

Billy G was passed out

Underneath the sink

But everybody's gonna show

For another party on the patio

[Instrumental Outro 1:57-2:49]