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Split Urethra Castle Lyrics — Couch Slut | Dork

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Couch Slut
Split Urethra Castle Lyrics

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Split Urethra Castle

From My Life As A Woman2014

Lyrics

Split Urethra Castle

I know you have the balls I've had them in my mouth Now I've got you nice and hard Why don't you fuckin' make me? Suck (I will drink you)

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About this track

"Split Urethra Castle" is a song by Couch Slut from the album My Life As A Woman, released in 2014.

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