Soap Sally

[Intro] There is a hollow way back in the hills A hollow they call Smoke Valley That's where a crazy witchy woman lives A woman they call Soap Sally [Verse 1] Since she was a child, Sally wasn't right She'd take off all her clothes, go dance out in the moonlight Her mama and her papa nearly both went insane Listen, let me tell you how she got that name [Chorus] Soap Sally (Soap Sally), she lives back in the woods Soap Sally (Soap Sally), if she gets you, that ain't good She'll catch you, she'll hex you, she'll tie you up with rope Throw you in a boilin' cauldron, cook you into soap [Post-Chorus] Soap Sally (Soap Sally) Soap Sally (Soap Sally) [Verse 2] Well, up in the mountains, so thе story goes You set foot in Smoke Vallеy and Soap Sally knows She'll jump out the bushes, she'll shock and surprise you She'll do her naked dance and that will hypnotize you [Chorus] Soap Sally (Soap Sally), she lives back in the woods Soap Sally (Soap Sally), if she gets you, that ain't good She'll catch you, she'll hex you, she'll tie you up with rope She'll throw you in a boilin' cauldron, cook you into soap [Post-Chorus] She's Soap Sally (Soap Sally) Soap Sally (Soap Sally) [Verse 3] A young man from Atlanta, handsome in his prime Walked into Smoke Valley back in 1999 Said he'd come to see Soap Sally, said it was a social call They told him, "Man, that woman's crazy," he said, "Ha, ain't we all" [Verse 4] Well, he walked through the Valley callin' for that girl She jumped out of the bushes and she began to whirl He just took off all his clothes, stacked 'em in a pile And they both started dancin', Lord, have mercy, it was wild [Refrain] Soap Sally (Soap Sally) [Verse 5] Well, you can see 'em sometimes when the moon is bright Dancin' there together out in the moonlight But stay out of Smoke Valley, that's my advice to you Unless you're young and handsome and a little crazy too [Chorus] Soap Sally (Soap Sally), she lives back in the woods Soap Sally (Soap Sally), if she gets you, that ain't good She'll catch you, she'll hex you, she'll tie you up with rope Throw you in a boilin' cauldron, cook you into soap [Outro] Soap Sally (Soap Sally)